Showing posts with label translation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label translation. Show all posts

Saturday, February 20, 2016

[Translation] ロボットやめたい I Want to Stop Being A Robot - A mobile game that will give you nightmares

My friend Tatsu requested this translation. It's such a creepy and disturbing game by COCOSOLA despite its simplicity.

If you're interested in the game, you can check it out here. It's made by the same person who did Alpaca Evolution (a less creepy game, but still gets creepy later on).

I want to stop being a robot.
I want to become human.

Even if it's just my form, I want to change.
Even if it's just my outer appearance, I want to become human.

I want to get along with humans.

If everyone works together,
I can surely become human.

What's it like to live as a human?

(From the game description in Google Play)




No. 1

Year 2013. When the robot woke up, he longed for humans.
He wanted to become close to being human. He wanted to get along with humans.
He thought he should start by making himself look more human.
He intended to get the cooperation of humans of the world, remodel his body, and become a bit closer to being human.

No. 2

The robot now is planning out the control circuit in his neck.
To have a more human-like appearance, first he must attach a head.
His moving ability may become a bit affected.
That is where his whole control circuit is gathered.
However, because his neck and head aren't connected well, it can easily become disconnected.

No. 3

A robot with an attached torso.
Because his data on balancing still isn't enough,
It was uneasily decided, but he feels pretty good.
"Am I human?" he asked the system. Without an answer of "No", he felt relieved.
At present, he is in the middle of testing out his walking motion.

Monday, January 11, 2016

[Lyrics/Translation] IOSYS - 宇宙変身クライシス!Universe Transformation Crisis!

Ever since Tom Kubot introduced me to Iosys, I've been hitting their songs on repeat. Apparently, they're pretty famous among otaku in Akiba.

This is a really random song.


宇宙変身クライシス!
Universe Transformation Crisis!


世界が 世界が 知恵の輪で
グルグル ガチャガチャって
絡み合ってて フラクタル
ピンチなチャンス クライシス デンジャラス

The world is, the world is
Turning round and round, and cluttering as a puzzle ring
Be intertwined, fractal
A predicament kind of chance  Crisis   Dangerous


ある日目覚めたマジマジ 鏡をのぞいて呆然
あたまに生えてる感覚 隣りも周りも恥じらい

One day when I woke up, "No way! Seriously?"
I peered into the mirror and was overcome with surprise
The emerging feeling within my mind was shyness beside and around me.


どこからどこまで わたしなの あなたなの
何から何まで 変わっていけばいい

Wherever it's from and to whatever extent it goes
Is it me? Or is it you?
It's ok if you transform into anything and everything


宇宙が 宇宙が 闇鍋で
ぐつぐつ ぱちぱちって
はじけちゃってて おいしくて
安全神話 クライシス

The universe is, the universe is
Simmering and popping as a stew in the dark
Burst open! Delicious
Safety myth crisis


世界が 世界が 知恵の輪で
グルグル ガチャガチャって
絡み合ってて フラクタル
ピンチなチャンス クライシス デンジャラス

The world is, the world is
Turning round and round, and cluttering as a puzzle ring
Be intertwined, fractal
A predicament kind of chance  Crisis   Dangerous


その日驚きハピハピ 生徒も先生も全員
こころに感じた興奮 空気も視界も新鮮

That day, the student, the teacher, and everyone was surprised with happiness
I feel excitement felt in my heart
Even the atmosphere and my field of vision is fresh


いつからいつまで 昔なの 未来なの
ここから向こうへ 進化を続けよう

How long and until when? The past? The future?
From here on, let's continue progressing towards beyond!


歴史は 歴史は 主観的
マーブルな シャッフルして
気持ちしだい 楽しくて
先祖返りも パラダイス

History is, history is subjective
Do a marble shuffle
It's fun depending on the feeling The answer of the ancestors is also paradise


命の 命の 摩訶不思議
メープルな 優しさで
繋がっていく 運命の
螺旋な道は パラダイス ダイナミックス

Life's, Life's profound mystery
Connected by maple kindness
Fate's spiral path is paradise dynamics


変わってく 心と体を Yeah Yeah
楽しむくらいの気持ちで Wow Wow
受け入れちゃえばいいんじゃない? Aha Aha

A transformed heart and body Yeah Yeah
Isn't it fine to accept them Wow Wow
With feelings that are just about enjoyable? Aha Aha
危ない安全!紀元前!美味しいベンゼン!朝御膳!
ドゥリドゥリドゥーリ ドゥーリドゥッドゥッ ×4
変身済みだよ 丸ごとね!

Dangerous security! BC! Tasty benzene! Breakfast!
Douri douri douri Douri dou dou x4
The transformation is finished! It's complete!


魅力が 魅力が あふれてる
生きてる 喜びを
表わそうよ ハイテンションで
踊ればみんな カタルシス

Charm is, charm is overflowing
Reveal your living delight 
If you dance with high tension
Everyone will fall into catharsis


愉快な 愉快な 人生さ
とことん 楽しもって
宴の夜 続いてく
ラストはまだよ カタルシス クライマックス

A pleasant, A pleasant life
Is fun until the end
The night banquet continues
The last isn't here yet   Catharsis   Climax


Notes:

1. 知恵の輪 [sae no wa] = this could either refer to that wire puzzle where you have to try and separate two wires or where you form a circle, hold hands, and try working together without letting go
2. 闇鍋 [yaminabe] = a stew eaten in the dark, ingredients are brought by each member
3. ぱちぱち [pachipachi] = sound of something hot that bursts or popping
4. 紀元前 [kigenzen] = refers to the BC years or pre-era

Sunday, October 18, 2015

[Translation] Uta no Prince-sama Music - Character Scenes

I just started playing this game cause I'm on a rhythm game spree. The scenes were pretty short so I decided to translate them for fun. I still have to unlock and translate the other scenes so this is all I have as of the moment.

Edit: This game totally killed my arm. @_@
If you're having trouble beating the game, I suggest getting 1 or 2 other people to play with you. I brought my PSP with this game during a sleepover and we ended up clearing a lot of the hard and some pro songs by assigning 1-2 buttons each. lol It's also way more fun playing with friends than killing your fingers all alone.

Seriously. Natsuki's songs cause such muscle destruction.


Tokiya


Episode 1

"I've come to pick you up. Are the date preparations complete?"
"Fu.. It looks like it's perfect. I think it's wonderfully coordinated."
”Well then, let's head out."
"For today, leave everything to me. Be sure to follow me properly, ok?"
"I will most definitely let you have fun."

Episode 4

"Good morning. It's a great morning, you know."
"Come on, please get up. Dream time is about to start."
"We decided that we'd spend the first day of each month together, didn't we?"
"*chuckle* It looks like you've finally woken up."
"First, let's have some breakfast."
"If we spend the morning lazing around, let's go out somewhere for lunch, ok?"

Episode 7

"It's a refreshing morning isn't it?"
"I wonder if it feels that way because you're beside me."
"I mean, look. The world is also this beautiful."
"So there are mornings like these too, huh."
”It became like seeing a 9 colored rainbow in the sky and walking on it."
"Hm? Is it weird?"
"That's right. It might be a bit like a fairytale."
"It's a far-off evidence."
"You're here with me. That makes me irresistibly happy."


Natsuki



Episode 1

”Fufu. It's fun to play tag in the garden maze sometimes."
"Haru-chan, where are you~? I'll find you immediately~"
"Hm~ Could you be here perhaps~ Or here..."
"Ah, so you were here all along."
"Haru-chan, fo--und you. Fufu. Gyuu--"
"You shouldn't run, you know, captured princess."
"Be quiet and allow yourself to be loved by me, ok? *kiss*"

Episode 3

"1, 2, 3... 1, 2, 3..."
"Hehe. Waltz is fun, right?"
"And then tuuuurn!"
"Aah! I'm sorry! I didn't expect you to fall..."
"A... yeah. Your face is near, huh."
"Are you ok? Does it hurt? Sorry."
"A while ago, our lips touched for a moment, right? Hey, can we do it one more time?"
"I'll be more gentle this time. Please..."
"Thank you. *kiss*"
"Hehe. I made your heart beat fast, didn't I?"
"Come, let's dance the Southern Cross waltz."

Episode 4

"Hm? What's wrong? Are you afraid of thunder?"
"It's ok, I'm here beside you. I'll protect you, ok? So don't be afraid. Don't be afraid."
”Ah. That's right. I'll sing near your ear."
"If I do that, you won't be afraid, right?"
"Come on, get closer."
"Then listen to my song..."

Episode 7

"I see... So it's the moon tonight."
"Going out once in a while to watch is nice. On top of that, it's also quiet."
"I'm starting to have the delusion that I'm the only person in the world."
"No... I was alone from the start."
"Within that darkness, wasn't I always alone like this?"
"Then why am I feeling sad...?"
"Eversince he met her, Natsuki changed."
"No, perhaps the one who changed is me. For me to have feelings like this..."
"She's a really strange girl."
"Natsuki's feelings for her. Even I feel like I understand them a bit."

Otoya


Episode 1

"Ahh... The sky is radiant. What a nice weather..."
"It's a perfect day for a date, right? Hehe. Just the fine weather already makes me really happy."
"Don't you think so too? It's the best first day of the month, right?"
"Ah... But... having you beside me makes me happy the most. Shall we hold hands?"
"When I touch you like this, the moment when I feel your warmth is irrisistably lovely."
"If you feel happy, I don't need anything else..."
"It becomes something like that feeling."
"It might be a bit conceited of me."
"Hehe. But these are my honest feelings. If you feel the same way, I'll be happy."

Thursday, April 2, 2015

[Lyrics/ Eng Translation] IA - Electric Blue 「眠りの神の街」【AzunekoP】




Electric Blue 「眠りの神の街」
Electric Blue 「The City of the Sleeping God」


Lyrics:

暗闇に街の秘密が隠されている
大変な時に
眠りの神はどこにいる?

Kurayami ni machi no /himitsu ga kakusareteiru
Taihen na toki ni
Nemuri no kami wa doko ni iru?

「青い妖精のアドバイスを聞いて」
マスクを被ったその人は言った。
静寂がずっと続いている。

"Aoi yousei no /ADOBAISU o kiite"
MASUKU o kabutta /so no hito wa iita
Seijyaku ga zutto tsuzuiteiru

この街が好きなんでしょ?
惨めな事もたくさんあるけど、
幸せもある。

Kono machi ga suki nandeshou?
Mijime na koto mo takusan aru kedo,
Shiawase mo aru

あの部屋の中に
神様は眠りつづけている。
ああ、どうしたらいいの?

Ano heiya no naka ni
Kami-sama wa nemuri tsuzuketeiru
Aa, doshitara ii no?

あの夜、黒い兎が少年の声を盗んだ。
物語をもう一度最初から始めましょうか?

Ano yoru, kuroi usagi ga /shounen no koe o nusumunda
Monogatari o mouichido /saisho kara hajimemasho ka?

静寂が続いている。
運命繋がる。

Seijyaku ga tsuzuiteiru
Unmei tsunagaru


English:

The city's secret is hidden inside the pure darkness
During troubling times, where is the sleeping god?

"Listen to the blue fairy's advice"
Said the masked person
The silence continues

You love this city, don't you?
There are a lot of things that bring misery
But there is also happiness

Inside that room
The god continues to sleep
Oh, what do I do now?

That night, the black rabbit stole the boy's voice
Shall we start the story again from the beginning?

Silence ensues
Destiny connects

Wednesday, December 24, 2014

[Translation] Dot Kareshi -We're 8bit Lovers! 1 - Mahoutsukai

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Mahoutsukai's Route~

H = Hero
P = Priest
M = Magician
T = Thief

Choices:
Hero
Magician (Pick this)
Thief
Priest

M: You're choosing me? I wasn't really expecting it. I'm glad.

H: How lame. Why isn't it me? I'm this game's main character.
Go look for that grimoire in the library nearby. It doesn't seem like a mission at all. Ah, I don't get why you'd want to do this.

P: Losing against Magician... It's as if life is already at a troublesome level.

T: I get it. When someone else gets chosen, you just can't agree with it.

M: What do you mean by that? I'll send you flying before the quest starts. If it's here, I can easily replenish my MP.
Heh. If you want me to stop, then I'll let it slide.
Ah, Master, we'll take this quest.

Master: Got it. Here you go. Obtaining the legendary grimoire quest, right?
The quest details are written on this paper. If something you don't understand happens, use this to confirm it.

M: Thank you very much.
Well then everyone, let's depart.

H: Eh...

T: Booring.

P: I wanna go home.

H: So, what exactly is that so called "obtaining the legendary grimoire quest"?

M: Umm... yes.
At a place a bit far off from here, there appears to be a mansion.
It seems that the legendary grimoire is sealed there.

P: Is there even a chance for us to break that seal?
If we go check it out but can't do anything about that seal, it'll be a waste of time going there.

M: I can't say for certain, but I think it will probably be alright.
They say that legendary grimoire seems to have a connection with the underworld.

P: I get it.

M: Humph. It's fine. You never had that much interest in me so it's obvious you don't get it.

Choices:
T-That's not true! (+0)
From now on, I want to get to know you more! (pick this +20)
I'm sorry... (+10)

M: P-Please don't say such nice things at the spur of the moment. Though you've been neglecting me all this time...
I've been studying literature related to the underworld since the beginning.
And... That sealed grimoire could have been left by a magician who came from the underworld.
From the beginning, you've been ignoring me a lot.
A person goes through great lengths to fire a huge magic spell, but you just calmly switched the effect movie off.

H: Well, that's... uhh...

T: That's kinda... how should I put it... Don't blame her for that.

M: What?

P: Your magic effects are too painstakingly long.

H: If it was me, I'd end the battle with just one blow. On the other hand, your magic's effect movie takes several minutes.

M: Isn't it fine?! I usually don't stand out! It's the only scene where I'm highlighted!
I'm a magician so I have to wear this hat. Because of this, you can't even see my face properly!
Argh... whatever. Let's go!

T: So this is the house where the grimoire is sealed~ The atmosphere is kinda perfect.

H: Let's hurry up and finish this. I want to quickly say goodbye to this weird mansion.

M: Right. First off, let's look for the room where the grimoire is sealed.

T: Do you know?

M: There's a considerably deep magical power hanging in the air. If we follow that, we'll immediately find out where the room is.

H: Then please lead the way.

M: Got it. Well then, let's go.

P: Hey, Magician...

M: Yes. What is it?

P: You have something you need to say to me, don't you?

M: As expected of Priest. You can sense the sinister magic's vortex.

H: Wait, wait. What do you mean by that?

M: Actually, because this mansion continued to seal the legendary grimoire for a long time, its influence became stronger.

T: The grimoire's influence?

M: I hear undead monsters are summoned by it. This place is famous in this neighborhood for being the mansion of death.

H: You..!! You should tell us things like this earlier!

P: I happen to have purification white magic, you know.

M: Isn't it fine? With our level and physiology, it won't be a hard fight.

H: Isn't that the number one problem we have?

M: Come, let's move forward efficiently. The grimoire is waiting for us.

H: Ahh... I don't want to go.
I hate smelling bad from fighting zombies at close range.

T: Agreed...

P: You vanguards, do your work. I'll be backing you up from behind.

T: Hiiii..!!! A zombie jumped down from the ceilinnnngggg!!
And even if I know they're not carrying good items for me to steal, I thoughtlessly stole another cursed item!!

P: Just throw that thing away, you idiot!

Zombie 1: AaAaaA...

P: When one of these guys catch sight of you, the rest come swarming.

H: Hey, hey... They're rapidly appearing.

Zombie 1: AaAaaaA....

Zombie 2: AaAaaaA....

M: I'd like to save up a lot of MP. I'll leave this to Hero and Thief.

H: It can't be helped then...!! Let's go, Thief!

T: Got it!

M: Yes, I want to go home.

Choices:
Don't push yourself... (+20 - pick this)
You really want the grimoire that much? (+0)
Are you ok? (+10)

M: Fufu.. Are you worried about me?
It's very unusual of you to be concerned.
For the sake of my own research, for you to get to know me more.
The two main reasons why I want the grimoire sealed here.
In addition to that, there's something I'm concerned about.
If we leave alone the magic that can interfere with the underworld, I don't know what influence it will have on this world.
If that's the case, we can't just leave it alone.
Ah, that's right. Everyone who's a hindrance, will you cooperate on an MP recovery while subjugating zombies?

-to be updated.. I'm hungry...-

Monday, December 22, 2014

[Lyrics/Eng Translation] Sawada Itsuki - Kegashi no Mori

Special thanks to Skybird for using his magical searching skills to find a copy of the lyrics albeit with blurry kanji. Well, it's still somewhat readable. Thanks to L3Z4 for helping me find the kanji lyrics as well!

This song is the ending song of Corpse Party: Dead Patient Chapter 1. I'm translating this for the love of Corpse Party and cause it sounded cool paired with the game's wtf ending.




穢しの森 (Kegashi no Mori)
The Forest of Filth

English:

Life. The eyes open within emptiness
Hurt. Where is the hand being torn apart?

The flaws that are becoming impure are connected
I wish for a positive reaction

Tortured Soul. The opened future is being destroyed.
The corrupted "pure hand"
I am drawing closer to [DEAD PATIENT]

Silence. The cage that stands
Touch. The restraints of prohibition are unfastened

A "new century" is reflected in your eyes
On the day everything crumbled, cruelty arrived.

Totured Soul. It's fine if you burn the grief in my heart.
The ruined "despicable hand"
I can no longer see [DEAD PATIENT]

The "desired days" are reflected in your eyes.
I want to meet you. The blurring sky.

Tortured Soul. It's fine if you burn the grief in my heart.
The ruined "despicable hand"
I can no longer see

Tortured Soul I look for the opened future
The pure "corrupted hand"
I can't bear to look anymore [DEAD PATIENT]

[DEAD PATIENT]



Romanji:

Sei utsuru ni me o ake
Kizu hikisaku te wa doko

Tsunagareta nigoru hibi
Sukui no hi motometeru

Tortured Soul hiagareta mirai yaburi
Kegashite "kirei na te" boku wa
Mou chikazuku [DEADPATIENT]

Sei tachiagaru ori kaki
Shoku imashime no kase toku

Me ni usturu "shinseki"
Horobi no hi koku wa kita

Tortured Soul yakereba ii mune no itami
Kowashite "kirai na te" boku wa
Mou mienai [DEAD PATIENT]

Me ni utsuru "nozonda hi"
Aitakute nijimu sora

Tortured Soul yakereba ii mune no itami
Kowashite "kirai na te" boku wa
Mou mienai

Tortured Soul hiagareta mirai sagasu
Kirei na "kegareta te" boku wa
Mou mietakunai [DEAD PATIENT]

[DEAD PATIENT]



Kanji:

生(せい)虚ろに 眼を 開け
傷(きず)引き裂く 手は 何処

繫がれた 濁る罅(にごるひび)
陽性反応(すくいのひ)求めてる

Tortured Soul 開かれた 未来 破り
ケガシテ "きれいな手" 僕は
もう 近づく [DEAD PATIENT]

静(せい)立ち上がる 檻(おり)掻き
触(しょく)戒め の 枷(かせ)解く

眼に映る "新世紀″
崩壊の日(ほろびのひ)刻は来た

Tortured Soul 焼ければいい 胸の 痛み
コワシテ "嫌いな手″ 僕は
もう 見えない [DEAD PATIENT]

眼に映る "望んだ日″
逢いたくて 滲む 空

Tortured Soul 焼ければいい 胸の 痛み
コワシテ "嫌いな手″ 僕は
もう 見えない

Tortured Soul 開かれた 未来 捜す
キレイナ "けがれた手″ 僕は
もう 見たくない [DEAD PATIENT]

[DEAD PATIENT]

Sunday, December 21, 2014

[Lyrics/Eng Translation] Soutaiseiriron - LOVE Zukkyun - LOVEずっきゅん

I still don't get the connection of this song's music video to the actual song.




LOVE Zukkyun
LOVEずっきゅん

歌:相対性理論
作詞:真部脩一
作曲:真部脩一

Vocals: Theory of Relativity
Lyrics: Mabe Shuichi
Arrangement: Mabe Shuichi

English:

What universe is this?
I realized I rode past the Chuo Line. Tomorrow is the opening ceremony.
That hateful guy's time machine disappeared to yesterday in the space-time gap

Who are you? Want you. I am an adventurer girl.
A late teen in love returning to the Amazon
It's full of openings. That guy is definitely clever.
A secret diary I fail to make

Love love love zukkyun, Love zukkyun
Look, my heart is squeezed tightly from thinking of you

Huh? Huh? A sudden cerebral hemorrhage
I collect seashells all year round walking in Yuigahama
Both of us quickly became intimate from that day
I stopped collecting seashells

Notes:

I left ラブずっきゅん (love zukkyun) as is, since there's no better Eng translation for it. ずっきゅん (zukkyun) is basically something like.. your heart being squeezed from emotions, usually it's used in the context of love.

I translated 君にほらラブずっきゅん in a more liberal way "Look, my heart is squeezed tightly from thinking of you" which is closer to what the line means to say. The literal version would go: "To you, look, love zukkyun"

由比ヶ浜 Yuigahama is a beach near Kamakura in the Kanagawa Prefecture

Also, I know this song has a lot of repeated words, but it looked awkward if I made it that way for the translations too. So, I didn't repeat them for the Eng translation except for the 'love zukkyun part'.

Romanji:

Koko koko koko wa doko uchuu
Watashi chuuousen orikoshite kizuita ashita wa shigyoushiki
Niku niku niku nikurashii aitsu no TAIMU MASHIN wa
Jikuuma hitootobi ni kinou e kiete yuku

Kimi kimi kimi wa dare want you watashi bouken shoujo
AMAZON kaeri no koisuru HAITEIIN
Suki suki suki sukidarake aitsu hatsumei KIIDO
Kagasuzu tsuketeru himitsu no DAIARII

RABU RABU RABU zukkyun RABU zukkyun da ne
Kimi ni hora RABU zukkyun

Are? Are? Ikinari nousocchuu
Watashi nengaranenjuu kaigara atsumete aruku no Yuigahama
Futa futa futari ga kyuusennkin ano hi kara
Kaigara atsumete aruku no yamemashita

Kanji:


ここ ここ ここはどこ 宇宙
わたし中央線乗り越して気付いた 明日は始業式
にく にく にく 憎らしいあいつのタイムマシンは
時空間ひとっとびにきのうへ消えてゆく

きみ きみ 君は誰 want you わたし冒険少女
アマゾン帰りの恋するハイティーン
すき すき すき 隙だらけ あいつ発明キッド
欠かさずつけてる秘密のダイアリー

ラブ ラブ ラブずっきゅん ラブずっきゅんだね
君にほらラブずっきゅん

あれ? あれ? いきなり脳卒中
わたし年がら年中 貝殻集めて歩くの 由比ヶ浜
ふた ふた 二人が急接近したあの日から
貝殻集めて歩くのやめました

[Lyrics/Eng Translation] 相対性理論 Soutaiseiriron - Moonlight Ginga ムーンライト銀河

I love this band so I'll slowly work on translating their songs. Soutaiseiriron songs go so well with Haruki Murakami novels!



Moonlight Milky Way
ムーンライト銀河 (Moonlight Ginga)


歌:相対性理論
作詞:ティカ・α/永井聖一
作曲:永井聖一

Vocals: Theory of Relativity
Lyrics: Tica・α/Seiichi Nagai
Composition: Seiichi Nagai

English:

I sing at the moulin rouge of the Milky Way's end
Tonight I feel the sensation and dance
The child that gradually falls in love. You can tie dreams together.
The mood tonight is decided and the pulse jolts

Midnight. 3 hours of the unknown. I run on the bay coast road.
Tonight I feel the sensation and connect time together
The child with a quick and hostile temper completely fell in love with later's festival
Tonight is my free time? And the chime resounds.

Two people looking down from a skyscraper
The bell signals the end of the show
The stage is painted with color. Attention!
The one night curtain opens

The moonlight of the Milky Way's end shines carelessly
Tonight I feel the sensation and dance
The child that fell completely in love noticed the curtain call
Thought about it at the end. Perplexed by the pulse.

A dizzying-like halation
The bell signals the end of the show
Just like a repeating motion
The moment I yearn for always arrives without fail

Please take my hand
And goodnight, farewell

TN: This song had a lot of chopped up sentences. I find those types the hardest to translate because there are so many ways to translate a single line. For this one, I did not bother connecting them together because it suits the song more that way and its ambient feel.


Kanji:

ぎんぎん銀河の果ての ムーランルージュで歌う
わたし 今夜は気取って ダンスを踊る
段々恋するあの子 You Can Do 夢つなぐ
気持ち 今夜は決まって パルスを揺らす

Midnight 3時の破天荒 湾岸道路を走る
わたし 今夜は気取って タイムをつなぐ
たんたん短気なあの子 散々恋した後のまつり
今夜は暇?って チャイムを鳴らす

二人を見下ろす摩天楼
ショータイムの終わりを 告げる
舞台を彩るアテンション
ワンナイトの帳を 開ける

ぎんぎん銀河の果ての Moonlight ルーズに照らす
わたし 今夜は気取って ダンスを踊る
散々恋したあの子 カーテンコールで気付く
思い 最後にしてって パルスに惑う

くらくらするようなハレーション
ショータイムの終わりを 告げる
まるで繰り返しのモーション
会いたい時必ず 会える

お手をどうぞ
そしておやすみなさい、 さようなら

[Lyrics/Eng Translation] Soutaiseiriron - Peperoncino Candy ペペロンチーノ・キャンディ

I wonder how peperoncino candy tastes like.






ペペロンチーノ・キャンディ
Peperoncino Candy

歌:相対性理論
作詞:真部脩一/ティカ・α
作曲:真部脩一/やくしまるえつこ

Vocals: Theory of Relativity
Lyrics: Mabe Shuichi/Tica・α
Arrangement: Mabe Shuichi/Yakushimaru Etsuko


English:

Pe-pe-peperoncino candy
You are even more dandy

After-rain Wednesday
Early afternoon Thursday

I didn't say it's definitely impossible?
March 3 is Girls' Festival
I didn't say it's definitely impossible?
Isn't that a lie?

That girl is definitely a real young lady
Even if she strays from the right path, she is definitely a real young lady
That girl is definitely a real young lady
Even at home she is definitely a real young lady

Pe-pe-peperoncino candy
Tomorrow is definitely Sunday

I didn't say it's definitely impossible?
A three nights and four days disappearance
I didn't say it's definitely impossible?
Isn't that a lie?

That girl is definitely a real young lady
Even if she strays from the right path, she is definitely a real young lady
That girl is definitely a real young lady
Even at home she is definitely a real young lady
Ahh A young lady

That girl is definitely a real young lady
Even if she strays from the right path, she is definitely a real young lady
That girl is definitely, even at home she is definitely
A real definite young lady
That girl is definitely, even if she strays from the right path she is definitely
Her heart is definitely a young lady

Kanji:

ペ ペ ペペロンチーノ・キャンディー
あ あ あなたはもっとダンディー

あ あ 雨上がりのWednesday
ひ ひ 昼下がりのThursday

絶対無理って言ってない?
三月三日はひなまつり
絶対無理って言ってない?
それってウソじゃない?

あの子はきっと本物のお嬢さん
ぐれてもきっと本物のお嬢さん
あの子はきっと本物のお嬢さん
家ではきっと本物のお嬢さん

ペ ペ ペペロンチーノ・キャンディー
あ あ あしたはきっとSunday

絶対無理って言ってない?
三泊四日の雲隠れ
絶対無理って言ってない?
それってウソじゃない?

あの子はきっと本物のお嬢さん
ぐれてもきっと本物のお嬢さん
あの子はきっと本物のお嬢さん
家ではきっと本物のお嬢さん
ああお嬢さん

あの子はきっと本物のお嬢さん
ぐれてもきっと本物のお嬢さん
あの子はきっと家ではきっと
本物のきっとお嬢さん
あの子はきっとぐれてもきっと
心はきっとお嬢さん

Thursday, December 18, 2014

[Translation] Brothers Conflict Short Stories #1: Ryoute Ni Ani, Sore Wa Hana No You Ni

Brothers Conflict
Side Tsubaki and Azusa: Brothers in Both Hands, Just Like Flowers

(TN: The title is a play on the proverb Ryoute ni Hana or "Flowers in both hands", which means having 2 lovers at once.)

Note: I arranged the text into sections so it's easier to locate them if you happen to have a copy of the book.

-------------------------------------
p.10

Christmas draws near and the city transforms completely into a refreshing ambiance.

However, the me right now has no time to stop and gaze at the scenery.

"Ah! Look at that!"

"Kyaa...!! A girl with two lovers?"

"Eh? Which one is the real one?"

I hear different voices, not just those of women but also those of a group of men.

I couldn't bear it, so my gaze fell on the ground.

--------------------------------------

"Is something wrong?"

Azusa, who was holding my left hand, said.

"If you don't watch where you're going, you'll stumble, you know!"

I heard the voice of Tsubaki, who continued to hold my right hand.

It's only four days before Christmas eve.

Tsubaki-san, Azusa-san, and I were at Omotesandou (T/N: An avenue in Shibuya and Minato) together.

With both of them holding my hands...

Why did this sort of thing happen?

---------------------------------------------------

"Azusa-san, what's wrong?!"

About an hour ago, after finishing some shopping, I saw Azusa at the mansion's entrance.

His movements were kinda weird.

His steps were shaky. He was somehow walking while holding on to the wall.

(... Don't tell me he caught a cold?!)

I ran to him in panic. Azusa-san slowly looked at my direction while moving as if he was looking for something.

---------------------------------------------------------
p.11

"Umm... Ah! It's you. What's wrong?"

"I should be asking you that. Are you alright?"

"Eh?"

"I mean... you were shivering that much."

"Ah"

Azusa-san gave an anxious smile.

"Don't worry. I'm not sick. It's just that... my glasses broke."

"Your glasses?"

--------------------------------------------------------------

Now that you mention it, Azusa isn't wearing any glasses.

"My eyesight is bad. Without my glasses, I can't see my surroundings properly."

"So that's what it was about..."

"Yeah. My spare one also broke. I have a recording session tomorrow so I thought of buying a new one today."

Having said that, Azusa walked away.

However, no matter how you look at it, his manner of walking was dangerous.

"Umm... Will you be ok on your own?"

---------------------------------------------------------------

"Yeah."

With a distorted look from spending a short while thinking, Azusa said:

"You're right. It looks like it's impossible. I'm sorry, but do you think you can accompany me?"

"I understand."

I nodded and Azusa-san held out his hand.

"Sorry. Please take care of me."

I unconsciously gripped his hand.

----------------------------------------------------------------
p. 12

At that moment, the temperature of Azusa-san’s hand was transmitted to mine.

(… ah)

Now that I think about it, I’ve never held hands with Azusa this tightly before.

Suddenly, my heart starts beating fast.

At that moment—-

"Ah! It looks like they’re holding hands!"

We heard a loud voice from inside the elevator. Tsubaki stood up.

———————————————————————————————

"What’s this? What are the two of you up to?"

Azusa: “We’re not up to anything. We’re just off to buy a new pair of glasses.”

Azusa-san answered calmly.

"Glasses?"

"Yes.

"Huh? But Azusa, don’t you have a spare?"

"About that… right now, someone is holding on to it at his own convenience."

"Ah—!"

———————————————————————————————

Suddenly, Tsubaki-san said in a loud voice.

"Alright! I’ll also accompany you. Let’s go there together <3"

And then he suddenly took my hand.

"U-Um.. Tsubaki-san?!"

Tsubaki: “I know a good store in Omotesandou.”

Azusa: “No, I’d prefer somewhere nearer…”

"What are you saying, Azusa? It will be shameful if you show up at the studio with cheap looking glasses."

Tsubaki-san said. And so Azusa and I started walking to Omotesandou against our wills.

———————————————————————————————

p.13

"Ah! W-Wait, Tsubaki-san!"

I was pulled by Tsubaki-san. Azusa-san was also pulled along in that state.

And so, the three of us walked through Omotesandou while holding hands.

Tsubaki: “Ah, over here! See? This place gives you a nice feel, doesn’t it?”

After constantly looking at the scenery while walking, I looked up upon hearing Tsubaki’s voice.

———————————————————————————————-

I could see an expensive-looking shop right in front of my fashion-conscious eyes.

"Tsubaki, an ordinary shop is fine."

Although Azusa-san said that, Tsubaki-san shook his head sideways.

"No can do. That’s because it’s my present."

"Present? Tsubaki… Aren’t you just saying that to compensate for borrowing my spare glasses?"

"Like I said… I also feel regretful."

Tsubaki said slowly in a clear and admirable way.

However, Azusa-san answered in a final tone.

————————————————————————————————

Azusa: “As I though, it’s fine. I’ll buy what I need on my own.”

Tsubaki: “Oi, Azusa…”

Azusa: “Wait. Instead, buy her a present since it’s almost Christmas.”

Azusa-san turned to look at me.

Azusa: “Well? Won’t you get one for her?”

"Um.. but my eyes aren’t really…"

Azusa: “It’s fine. It’s alright if you just wear them for style.”

Tsubaki: “Uwaa! That one is cool! Not bad!”

Tsubaki shouted happily.

————————————————————————————————-
p. 14

"Then… since I’ll pay for them, you pick one too, Azusa."

"Me too? Why?"

"Both of us will pick out a good pair for her to choose from. That will be our present. The one who loses will have to buy Christmas cake."

"Tsubaki, you’re making things more complicated."

"Then how about some sweets? Aren’t there a lot of good stores in this area?" Tsubaki smiled as he said.

Azusa-san looked at his face and let out a long sigh.

————————————————————————————————-

"… I got it. Then, let’s do that."

And then we entered the store.

Not even five minutes passed and Azusa already decided on a pair of glasses for himself.

"Huh? You already decided? Wait… Isn’t that exactly the same one as your last pair?"

"Eh. How boring. There are a lot of glasses here. Think about your choice more carefully."

"Well, well. I was thinking Tsubaki-san wanted to hurry up and choose glasses for her."

—————————————————————————————————

After hearing that, Tsubaki-san laughed.

"Well, if you say so. Then, shall we start?"

"Alright."

At that signal, they both split up inside the store.

…. 30 minutes later…

Tsubaki-san and Azusa-san brought back cases to me.

Tsubaki: “Then this one… and this one…”

—————————————————————————————————

p. 15

"It’s fine."

The two cases were handed to me in front of my eyes.

"One.. two… three!"

They were both opened.

"H-Huh?"

Inside the two cases were the same pair of glasses.

Tsubaki-san and Azusa-san were both in blank amazement and exchanged glances with each other.
I was also at a loss for words.

(Amazing… As expected of identical twin brothers.)

——————————————————————————————————

After a blink, Tsubaki-san started to smile happily.

Also, Azusa-san, who seemed troubled gave a bitter smile.

"What do we do? We won’t know whose present won."

"Then… how about this?"

And so, I received two pairs of glasses, and two boxes of donuts from a famous shop as Christmas presents.

END.

Thursday, November 27, 2014

[Lyrics/Eng Translation] StylipS - Junsui na Fujunbutsu 純粋なフジュンブツ


I blame Osu! for making me like this song. lol I've been addicted to the game lately. I love how you can just easily delete and add new songs. It's a great way of finding new songs to listen to.

So this is apparently the OP of Mangaka-san to Assistant-san. I didn't even know that until I looked it up. I needed a break from translating manga and typing up scripts, so I decided to just translate this song.

Support them by getting a copy of their album!







純粋なフジュンブツ 
Junsui na Fujunbutsu
Pure Impurities

English:


I said it’s fine that way!
I won’t say it… No way! It’s a secret!

Love is righteous? “Therefore?”
Love is strong? “Strong!”
The honest me is the best!
But where is your heart facing?
Are you not looking at me properly?

Drawing near and moving away
Is the staircase to love
Should I climb it? I’ve decided!

Pure impurities
I realized my heart was throbbing more than usual
Ya, ya, ya, how troubling!
It’s fine that way
It’s fine if you guys fail
It’s like I want to tell you someday what I haven’t told you yet

Waiting is pleasant? “No way!”
Waiting is lonely? “It’s painful!”
I wish the time we’ll meet will hurry up and come right away!
I mean, thinking about you isn’t enough! Your existence is my vitamin!
You keep me in good spirits!

I want to be with you always
This is love, isn’t it?
Listen to my painful heartbeats!

Confession strategies
When hesitation becomes a hindrance, I cast a sidelong glance that says “What do I do?!”
Wa, wa, wa, I’ll scowl!
It’s fine this way, isn’t it?
It’s fine if you guys fail, however,
In the end… you’re just… dense! You still don’t know?

Drawing near and moving away
Is the staircase to love
Should I climb it? I’ve decided!

Pure impurities
I realized my heart was throbbing more than usual
Ya, ya, ya, how troubling!
It’s fine that way
It’s fine if you guys fail
It’s like I want to tell you someday what I haven’t told you yet
What I haven’t told you yet



Romanji:

Sono mama datte iinda yo 
Iwanai yo... Dame naisho da mon 

Suki wa tadashii? "Yu e ni?" 
Suki wa tsuyoi? "Tsu yo i!" 
Shoujiki na jibun ga ichiban 
Dakedo kimi no kokoro doko muiterundarou 
Watashi no koto chanto mitenai no? 

Chikasugite tookunaru no ga 
Koi he no kaidan 
Watashi wa noborou kana? Kimete! 

Junsui na fujunbutsu 
Tokimeki wo motte amashiteru to kidzuita 
Ya-ya-ya-, komaru na! 
Sono mama datte iinda yo 
Kimi rashiku tte iinda yo 
Nante itsuka iitai mada iwanai no 

Matte wa ureshii? "I ya yo!" 
Matte wa kodoku? "Tsu ra i!" 
Ai ni kite ima sugu isoide 
Datte tarinai omoi kimi no sonzai wa BITAMIN 
Watashi no koto genki ni shite yo 

Itsu made mo issho ni itai 
Koi da ne kore ga 
Watashi no setsunai kodou kiite! 

Kokuhaku no kakehiki 
Tamerai ga jama shiteru dou shiyou yokome de 
Wa-wa-wa-, niranjau! 
Ari no mama tte ii yo ne 
Kimi rashiku tte ii keredo 
Tsumari... Dakara... Donkan! Mou shiranai 

Chikasugite tookunaru no ga 
Koi he no kaidan 
Watashi to noboritai no? Kimete! 

Junsui na fujunbutsu 
Tokimeki wo motte amashiteru to kidzuita 
Ya-ya-ya-, komaru na! 
Sono mama datte iinda yo 
Kimi rashiku tte iinda yo 

Nante itsuka iitai mada iwanai no i wa na i no


Kanji:

そのままだっていいんだよ 
言わないよ...だめっ内緒だもん 

好きは正しい? ”ゆえに?” 
好きは強い? ”つよい!” 
正直な自分がいちばん 
だけど君の心 どこ向いてるんだろう 
私のことちゃんと見てないの? 

近すぎて遠くなるのが 
恋への階段 
私は昇ろうかな? 決めて! 

純粋なフジュンブツ 
ときめきを持ってあましてると気づいた 
やーやーやー、困るな! 
そのままだっていいんだよ 
君らしくっていいんだよ 
なんていつか言いたい まだ言わないのっ 

待っては嬉しい? ”いやよ!” 
待っては孤独? ”つらい!” 
会いに来て いますぐ急いで 
だって足りない想い 君の存在はビタミン 
私のこと元気にしてよ 

いつまでも一緒にいたい 
恋だねこれが 
私の切ない鼓動 聞いて! 

告白のカケヒキ 
ためらいが邪魔してる どうしよう横目で 
わーわーわー、睨んじゃう! 
ありのままっていいよね 
君らしくっていいけれど 
つまり...だから...鈍感! もう知らないっ 

近すぎて遠くなるのが 
恋への階段 
私と昇りたいの? 決めて! 

純粋なフジュンブツ 
ときめきを持ってあましてると気づいた 
やーやーやー、困るな! 
そのままだっていいんだよ 
君らしくっていいんだよ 
なんていつか言いたい まだ言わないのっ 
言わないのっ

[Lyrics/Eng Translation] Oishi Masayoshi - Junjoukaren Jotenya Gaaru 純情可憐書店屋ガール



This song came with Kimi Ja Nakya Dame Mitai. It's the 2nd song in the album. Still a pretty catchy tune. Personally, I like listening to extra songs added to the list of OSTs.

*Note: Romaji to be added soon






純情可憐書店屋ガール (Junjoukaren Jotenya Gaaru)
The Beautiful Bookshop Girl with a Pure Heart

歌:オーイシマサヨシ
作詞:大石昌良
作曲:大石昌良

Vocals: Oishi Masayoshi
Lyrics: Oishi Masayoshi
Arrangement: Oishi Masayoshi

English:

(Note: This song had a few fragmented sentences, which wouldn't make sense if I just translated them as they were, so I tried connecting them together to sound better in Eng)

The beautiful bookshop girl with a pure heart is in full bloom
Uh-oh Uh-oh
With a shy appearance and a modest body

You are a young lady who once again leapt into the sea of manga
Giving it her all for the inner world of imagination

Isn’t it nice meeting in dreams?
In your world, baby!
Isn’t it fine to be absorbed in my heart that’s turning merrily?
But don’t forget one thing
that’s very important!

You are beautiful
Very beautiful
Even if you’re looking at a mirror you hate hate hate hate hate
This is where love is
I realized you’re beautiful
You are beautiful
Each time, each time thoughts about you just race
Beautiful

On the other hand, a girl with class
Has a fashion magazine opened and a shopping plan.
Uh-oh Uh-oh
Laughing at civility and talking gibberish

A botanical one-piece?
Under her feet are espadrilles?
Overalls? Vest? Jeans?
Fastened by an all-in-one

Isn’t it fine to just pay no mind to it?
Your freedom, lady
The string of your purse is for the sake of things you like
Isn’t it fine to be impatient?
Don’t bother catching the unattainable age
Imagine the future

You are beautiful
Already beautiful
Each time, each time a part of your passion is just a bit awkward
Beautiful

You are beautiful
Very beautiful
So pretty pretty pretty pretty
Looking through a mirror,
What I see is basically an evil sorceress
Notice you’re beautiful
You are beautiful
Each time, each time thoughts about you just race
Beautiful



Kanji:


咲き誇れ 純情可憐書店屋ガール
Uh-oh Uh-oh
シャイな見た目 控えめなBody

君はオトメ 今日も漫画の海へ
飛び込んで 入れ込んで 想像の中へ

夢があっていいじゃない
君の世界さ ベイベー
はしゃぎ回れ 心のままに
無我夢中でいいじゃない
でもひとつ忘れないで
大切なことを

君はビューティフォー
とてもビューティフォー
キライキライキライキライキライって 鏡見てても
愛はここよ
気づいてビューティフォー
君はビューティフォー
毎度毎度 君への想いが空回りするだけ
ビューティフォー

かたやクラスの女子は
ファッション誌広げて お買い物計画
Uh-oh Uh-oh
愛想笑って ちんぷんかんぷん

ボタニカルのワンピース?
足元はエスパドリーユ?
サロペット?ジレ?デニム
つなぎはオールインワン

気にしなくていいじゃない
君の自由さ レイデー
財布のヒモは好きなモノのために
焦らなくていいじゃない
無理に歳をとらないで
思い描いた未来へ

君はビューティフォー
すでにビューティフォー
毎度毎度 情熱のかけ方が少し不器用なだけ
ビューティフォー

君はビューティフォー
とてもビューティフォー
キレイキレイキレイキレイって 鏡見るのは
大体 悪い魔法使いよ
気づいてビューティフォー
君はビューティフォー
毎度毎度 君への想いが空回りするだけ
ビューティフォー

Saturday, October 18, 2014

[Lyrics/Eng Translation] Asymmetry - Kagamine Len/Reol [Giga-P]

Song: Asymmetry
Vocals: Reol [No Title-] / Kagamine Len [No Title+]
Lyrics: L.Petty
Producers: Giga-P, Reol
Release Date: Aug 17, 2014

Len version of the song here.
Reol's version here.

Romanji:

Doshite sekai wa mawaru no?
Doshite inochi wa kizamu no?

Kyou mita yume no hanashi kara
Tooku de hikaru hoshi no kanashimi made

Moshi kimi to aeba
Kyoumi ga ubawareru to
Nandomo nigeta saki ni
Warau omokage

Ima no watashi de wa
Nanimo kamo sutete
Subete sasagete mo mata
Imi o sagashite mo
Hito o tasukete mo
Nanimo kawaru koto naku
Sadame no mama
Sugaru dake de
Ikitsuku

Doshite ashita o miseru no?
Doshite kinoo wa suteru no?

Kyukutsu sugiru kokoro kara
Shoki mo kyoki mo nai
Sakuryuku made

Futo omoidashita
Kimi no ano yokogao
Nani mo tenitsukanai
Hibi ga hajimaru

Ima no watashi de wa
Te o nobasu koto mo
Yurusareru wake ga naku
Nani ka kanashite mo
Kimi mo mitsukete mo
Nani mo kawaru koto naku
Sadame no mama
Sugaru dake de

Yakunijuu oku no naka kimi ni kaketa
Kitai to ka
Shitsubo to ka
Wasureru hodo
Onaji dake kimi no watashi ni

Moshi mo hitotsu dake
Negaeru no naraba
Houn no sukoshi
Kimi no soba ni
Ikasete yo
Ikitai yo

Ima no watashi nara
Nanimo kamo sutete
Subete sasagetara hora
Kimi ga itekureru
Koko ni itekureru
Sore dake de kawari dasu
Sadame no mama
Ano watashi ni
Sayonara

English Translation:


Why does the world revolve?
Why does life come to pass?

From the talk of the dream I saw today
The sadness of a bright star still shines far away

If I were to meet you, you would steal away my attention
And wear a smiling appearance that  ran away many times before.

The me now throws away anything and everything
Still gives everything up, searches for meaning, and helps people
Remaining unchanged uneventfully
I end up clinging to the current state of my fate

Why are you showing me tomorrow?
Why are you throwing away yesterday?

A heart that's constrained and hardened
Employs a scheme that allows neither sanity nor madness
Suddenly, I remember your profile
Being unable to concentrate on anything
My days begin

The me now extends a hand not for the sake of forgiveness
Letting my tears run dry and searching for you
Nothing changed eventfully
Just clinging to the current state of my fate

Out of two billion, you are the one I hold feelings for
To the extent of forgetting hope and despair
It’s the same way for you with me

If I can have one more wish
Just let me go to your side
I want to go there

If it’s the me now
I'd throw away anything and everything
If I give everything up
You will stay
You will stay right here
That’s what I'll get in exchange
To the current state of my fate
To that me
Farewell

Kanji:

アシンメトリー   

どうして世界は回るの?
どうして命は刻むの?

今日見た夢の話から
遠くで光る星の悲しみまで

もし君と逢えば興味が奪われると
何度も逃げた先に嗤う面影

今の私では何もかも
捨てて全て捧げてもまだ・・・
意味を探しても人を助けても
何も変わる事なく
運命のまま縋るだけで行き着く

どうして明日を見せるの
どうして昨日を捨てるの

窮屈すぎる心から
正気も狂気もない策略まで

ふと思い出した君のあの横顔
何も手に付かない日々が始まる

今の私では手を伸ばす事も
許される訳がなく
涙枯らしても君を見つけても
何も変わる事なく
運命のまま縋るだけで

約20億の中君に掛けた
期持とか失望とか忘れるほど
同じだけ君の私に

もしも一つだけ願えるのならば
ほんの少し君のそばに
行かせてよ行きたいよ

今の私なら何もかも捨てて
全て捧げたらほら
君がいてくれるここにいてくれる
それだけでかわりだす
運命のままあの私にさよなら

Thursday, September 11, 2014

[Translation] 追憶の糸車 Tsuisou no Itoguruma - Asami Imai

Requested by SkyBird027. I have no idea where he got the Jap lyrics.

The Spinning Wheel of Reminiscence

I had fun just following the heart's string
If I follow it all the way to the end, everything will be fleeting and radiant, right?

Even when hurt and choosing to hurt,
You gave an honest answer
And now I remember it.

If the memories that turn around on the spinning wheel were to stop rewinding,
I would gently close my eyes.

If kindness spins a thread of tears,
Each time it comes undone, it will certainly become new bond.

I roar "I've forgotten" with my face in profile.
So there are also things that haven't changed, huh?

A spinning wheel is misery at a standstill
Look, I will smile properly, ok?
Don't worry.

When it spins around, it interweaves.
Within that pattern is just a single string.
Hey, it sparkles.

If the memories that turn around on the spinning wheel were to stop rewinding,
I would gently close my eyes.


追憶の糸車

ココロの糸を たどるだけで 楽しかった
過ぎてしまえば すべてが 淡く まぶしいね

傷つけても 傷ついて選んだ
君の答え 正しいと 今は思うよ

空回り 回る 思い出は糸車
もう 巻き戻せないなら
そっと目を閉じて

ナミダの糸で 紡いでいた やさしさなら
ほどけるたびに 確かな 絆になったの

更多更詳盡歌詞 在 魔鏡歌詞網
「忘れたよ」と ウソぶいた横顔
変わってない ものだって こんなにあるね

足踏みをしてる せつなさは糸車
ほら ちゃんと笑えるからね
心配しないで

めぐる時に 織りなしてく
その模様に ただひとすじ
ねえ きらめいている あれは…

空回り 回る 思い出は糸車
もう 巻き戻せないなら
そっと目を閉じて

Thursday, August 21, 2014

[Translation] Corpse Party 2U Scene: Yoshiki and Morishige's Costume Play

Because I must share this scene with the world.

From Corpse Party -THE ANTHOLOGY- Sachiko's Game of Love ♥ Hysteric Birthday 2U - Chapter 0



I thank a.doosth for providing me with the raw text.
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【Yoshiki】「After crossing this wooden board…… is another classroom, huh?」

On top of the classroom's desks are several mysterious cardboard boxes.

【Yoshiki】「What kind of trick could it be this time…… Hm? Morishige…… What are you doing?」
【Morishige】「So it's you, Kishinuma.」
【Yoshiki】「You're not going to proceed? Is this some kind of quiz?」
【Morishige】「No、it's something that makes you use your body rather than your head. Well, have a look.」

Morishige grabbed the box nearest to him、and showed its contents to Yoshiki。Placed inside it is a maid costume set 。

【Yoshiki】「What the hell is this? There are cat ears included with the maid outfit?Morishige... you... have this kind of hobby?」
【Morishige】「Of course not! That's why I'm troubled!」
【Yoshiki】「Troubled……then it's something else? When I open these boxes, they all contain costumes……」
【Morishige】「If we don't put on those costumes……」
【Yoshiki】「So this is why you couldn't proceed earlier.」
【Morishige】「It's according to Sachiko's explanation」
【Sachiko】「So that's how it is。Now, now, please face the next room and quickly choose one, Kishinuma.」
【Yoshiki】「Because it's her、she won't be kind about the clothes.」
【Morishige】「That is a huge possibility」
【Yoshiki】「Can we really not proceed unless we put these on?」
【Morishige】「I tried to get the door opened, but it doesn't budge.」
【Yoshiki】「As expected……」
【Yoshiki】「(It looks like we really have to follow Sachiko's rules……)」
【Yoshiki】「(Although it's for Shinozaki's sake、if I pull out an embarrassing maid outfit……)」

Yoshiki tried opening the lid of the box nearest to him。

【Yoshiki】「……wha.. 」

A white wedding dress was inside。

【Yoshiki】「Why do I have to wear this!!」
【Morishige】「Although I'm wondering if this was to see what choice we'd make if girls will come……It seems like this is just sexual harrassment.」
【Yoshiki】「You're also calmly analyzing the situation!?」
【Morishige】「Kishinuma。Between the maid outfit and the wedding dress, which would you prefer?」
【Yoshiki】「Huh?」
【Morishige】「I think the wedding dress is preferrable.」
【Yoshiki】「Is... that so? Though I don't think the wedding dress is preferrable.」
【Morishige】「Then、how about we exchange costumes? I still feel reluctant to wear it but、we should change into the costume we prefer to wear.」
【Yoshiki】「Exchanging costumes huh……」

Morishige proceeds to exchange the costume he chose.

【Yoshiki】「No wait, isn't there some kind of rule that says exchanging costumes is pointless?」
【Yoshiki】「You're right。We're better off not doing that.」
【Morishige】「The rule definitely stated that it's absolutely necessary to wear the costumes we chose.」
【Yoshiki】「Ugh。So that means I have to wear this wedding dress no matter what.」
【Morishige】「As for me, this maid costume with cat ears……」
【Morishige】「……I knew it、we really have no choice but to put on the costume.」
【Yoshiki】「That's right。We should just hurry and give up。We can think of it as if we're doing some kind of play.」
【Morishige】「Drama, huh。If it's that, I suppose it solves our problem a little……」
【Morishige】「Although I'll probably commit suicide if Mayu sees me wearing this.」
【Yoshiki】「Well……I kinda understand how you feel.」
【Yoshiki】「(I'd also do the same if Shinozaki sees me……)」

【Taguchi】「Good morning, everyone。I'm Taguchi the assault reporter.」
【Taguchi】「Right now, I'm inside the room where the dress-up contest is taking place.」
【Taguchi】「Although I don't know how many female participants remain、Taguchi's heart is beating fast.」
【Taguchi】「Taguchi's heart is racing、Taguchi's heart is racing。It rhymes yet doesn't rhyme.」

【Yoshiki】「Wait, how do we even put on these clothes?」
【Morishige】「It looks like putting it on alone is impossible.」

【Taguchi】「Uh-oh、I've already entered the room。I think the voices I'm hearing sound male?」
【Taguchi】「Unfortunately, they seem to belong to two boys。And these two appear to be Kishinuma Yoshiki-kun and……Sakutaro Morishige-kun.」
【Taguchi】「Let's be still for a short while and see what happens.」

Meanwhile、at that moment。
The screen of the TV inside the auditorium continued to broadcast what was happening。

【Mayu】「S-Shig-nii!? Wearing a maid costume……What in the world happened!?」
【Morishige】「Kishinuma, sorry but could you pull up the zipper on my back?」
【Yoshiki】「Guess it can't be helped。Although I said I'll do it myself、I can't even put it on.」
【Morishige】「Ah。I'm almost done putting mine on, so I promise to help you put on yours when I'm done.」
【Yoshiki】「That's pretty exaggerated for a promise.」
【Mayu】「(W-Why are the both of them changing clothes together? And what's more, the costume Kishinuma-kun is putting on looks like a wedding dress?)」

The Yoshiki displayed on the TV stepped on the hem of his skirt and tripped。

【Yoshiki】「Woah!」
【Morishige】「Be careful, Kishinuma.」
【Yoshiki】「S-Sorry。I've never worn clothes with a skirt this long before.」
【Morishige】「Well, you have a point。It would be scary getting used to these clothes……」

【Mayu】「Eeeh!? Why are they hugging each other?」

【Yoshiki】「Didn't something like this happen before? Except our circumstances now are reversed.」
【Morishige】「Reversed? There was a time when I fell over and you helped me?」
【Yoshiki】「Of course there was!」
【Morishige】「Ahh, you mean that time……The situation this time is exactly the same……」

【Mayu】「W-What do you mean? Shig-nii and Kishinuma-kun were that close!?」
【Mayu】「(Now that he mentioned it, there was a time when I saw both of them huddled close together on my way home……)」
【Mayu】「(I wonder if this is something I also shouldn't see like that time……)」
【Mayu】「If I'm not supposed to look, then I won't look! I won't look, ok? Shig-nii!」

If I close my eyes, I won't see anything scary。
Mayu closed her eyes。

【Morishige】「I knew it……Wearing these cat ears is also necessary?」
【Yoshiki】「Looks like it.」

【Mayu】「(C-Cat ears!? What in the world are you doing, Shig-nii!)」

【Morishige】「I'm thinking about how a respectable human would wear these…. Umm...Is this how it should feel like?」
【Yoshiki】「What's wrong, Morishige?」
【Morishige】「Come Ojou-sama、let's get you changed! I shall assist you!」
【Yoshiki】「Huh? What the hell are you saying……」
【Morishige】「My! What is with your language!」
【Morishige】「If you were discreet with your words at any time and place like a lady should be、you would always have nothing to say!」
【Yoshiki】「……hey。What happened to you?」

【Mayu】「(Shig-nii!? Could this be part of his acting? ……Uuu~、It worries me!)」

【Morishige】「There's nothing wrong with me! Why I am here is for Ojou-sama's sake!」
【Yoshiki】「Who are you calling an ojou-sama! The feeling of wearing a maid outfit makes you completely a maid?」
【Morishige】「What do you mean 'maid'! Don't say things I can't understand!」
【Yoshiki】「Hm? Have you come back to normal?」
【Morishige】「Ojou-sama, why do you say such mean things? Haa! Could it be that I've angered Ojou-sama!?」
【Yoshiki】「Huh? You've become weird again? No.... Well……However, I was thinking that it's disgusting.」
【Morishige】「Then please punish me!」
【Yoshiki】「Huh!?」

【Mayu】「S-Shig-nii, what are you saying!?」

【Morishige】「For hurting Ojou-sama's feelings, please punish me to your heart's content!」
【Yoshiki】「Even if you say 'please'...」
【Morishige】「My gosh! What in the world are you planning to do!」
【Yoshiki】「You……what the hell have you been saying since a while ago? I'm also thrown into confusion.」
【Morishige】「Ahh……how kind of you! Worrying about me in that manner……」
【Yoshiki】「……Ah、umm……Morishige?」
【Morishige】「Please do as you wish with me。I'll accept whatever punishment you give me!」
【Yoshiki】「…………」
【Morishige】「Please, Ojou-sama! Punish me!」
【Yoshiki】「Err.. no, a punishment is kinda…… Gosh! Give me a break!」
【Morishige】「Please do something like that to me!」
【Yoshiki】「That's why……」
【Morishige】「Aah……Please。If I don't receive punishment from Ojou-sama, I think I'll go crazy!」
【Yoshiki】「Don't you think you're moving towards a different direction?」
【Morishige】「Uuu……To irritate you this much, this lady is cruel!」
【Morishige】「From receiving punishment from Ojou-sama just through imagination、an exciting feeling runs through my body even though warmth overflows from my heart……!」
【Yoshiki】「Y-You're crazy! What the hell is this... an S&M play!?」
【Morishige】「Kishinuma, what do you intend to do?!」
【Yoshiki】「N-No, I don't have that kind of hobby or anything……You've been all "Please punish me!" since a while ago!」
【Morishige】「Please……spank me on the butt!」
【Yoshiki】「You want me to spank your butt so you'll feel satisfied?」
【Yoshiki】「(Wait, could this be that? Like when Shinozaki started acting strange……)」
【Yoshiki】「Morishige, could it be that there's something possessing you?」
【Morishige】「Yes, it looks like it。Since a while ago, my actions don't seem to match what I intend to do……」
【Yoshiki】「It's that, huh.」
【Morishige】「Come, hurry up with my spanking! Come on!」
【Yoshiki】「Is it really ok to spank you?」
【Morishige】「Don't screw around with me, Kishinuma!」
【Yoshiki】「But if we satisfy the spirit through spanking, it might unexpectedly be able to rest in peace.」
【Morishige】「Hurry up with my spaaaaanking!」

【Mayu】「W-W-W-W-What happened to you, Shig-nii! You're not the same Shig-nii I know!」

【Yoshiki】「Morishige, it really is the maid costume's fault, huh?」
【Morishige】「I also... agree!」
【Yoshiki】「Then if we tear the maid costume, won't you go back to normal?」
【Morishige】「It's not the costume! Please spank me! Quick! Hurry up and spank my butt!」
【Yoshiki】「You kept talking about getting a punishment, but you just really want to be spanked, huh!」
【Morishige】「Who the hell would want to be spanked! Let's just go with your idea and tear this costume off!」
【Yoshiki】「Alright, I understand! Don't get mad at me for being a little rough, ok?」
【Morishige】「Kyaaaaaa!」

【Mayu】「(I knew it. Closing my eyes makes me worried.)」

As Mayu struggled to open her eyes, she saw a terribly strange sight before her。
Yoshiki in a wedding dress is tearing the cloth off the chest of Morishige, who was wearing a maid costume with cat ears……!


Mwhahaha. The infamous CG.


【Mayu】「!? Shig-nii has……Nooooooo!!」

【Morishige】「For a moment, I thought about what might've happened to me……It's thanks to you, Kishinuma, that I'm saved.」
【Yoshiki】「After all, I'm also a victim of this。Getting your sanity back also really saves me the trouble, you know.」
【Morishige】「However, I don't think I'd recover if anyone else saw me act like that a while ago.」
【Yoshiki】「You did say you wanted your butt to be spanked、Hahaha」
【Morishige】「Kishinuma……」
【Yoshiki】「I understand。I'm not supposed to tell anyone, right?」
【Morishige】「If you understand, then everything is fine.」

There was a sound。There was a clear sound of something alive that's moving。
Morishige and Yoshiki simultaneously stared at the direction of the sound。

【Yoshiki】「Is someone around?」
【Morishige】「…………」
【Yoshiki】「Is it just my imagination?」
【Morishige】「No, I'm certain there was a sound.」
【Yoshiki】「I see. Come out! I know you're hiding in here!」
【Taguchi】「A-A-Ah! I'm sorry。I didn't mean to provoke you or anything.」
【Morishige】「Who are you?」